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"The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner" (peter-mckee) 04/14/2015 at 23:42 • Filed to: None

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I am drunk because I now have two mormon roommates.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/14/2015 at 23:46

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Not sure if you actually meant mormon...

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/14/2015 at 23:48

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what else could I have meant?

cabarne4 > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/14/2015 at 23:51

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Great, I just laughed and spit Four Loko on my monitor.

Stef Schrader > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/14/2015 at 23:55

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I feel like this was the inevitable end of the "because racecar" meme.

BOOOOOBS

(PSA: don't punch boobs. That's a bad idea.)

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > cabarne4 04/14/2015 at 23:55

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Youre goddamm welcome!!

cabarne4 > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/14/2015 at 23:57

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Somehow, we always wind up with the most dangerous alcohols here. Last week we were doing shots of everclear, for lack of anything better to do.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/14/2015 at 23:57

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Moron

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > Stef Schrader 04/14/2015 at 23:57

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fine, cause I waaannna NOM NOM!!

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > cabarne4 04/14/2015 at 23:58

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being underage in Utah has it's disadvantages....

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/14/2015 at 23:59

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well then, asked and answered

cabarne4 > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/15/2015 at 00:01

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What part of Utah? I randomly drive up there to visit friends. Any opponaut is more than welcome to come drink!

boxrocket > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/15/2015 at 00:14

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*** edit *** I saw your earlier post. Yay!

Paychostick has some amusing songs. My favorite is probably "Beer".

HammerheadFistpunch > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/15/2015 at 00:25

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Underage drinking...that'll show those non drinkers!

tromoly > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/15/2015 at 00:42

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This sounds like the singer from The Aquabats, if he got drunk and sang about boobs.

Funbags of fun. That's going in the phrase bank for future use.

stuttgartobsessed > The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner 04/15/2015 at 01:38

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Maybe that's a good thing? If we were roommates we'd prolly drink too much. That bottle of wine I just drank was damn delicious but relatively low in alcohol, and I don't want to open any thing nice/expensive...

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > stuttgartobsessed 04/15/2015 at 10:36

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I probably drink more when I live with someone who can't go through a conversation without bringing up some aspect of being a mormon. It's like I'm a recovering addict (not too far from the truth...) and invitations to church are my weekly trigger.